Sunday 28 February 2010

Old England














I watched a couple of old movies this week. From this distance, they view like propaganda material for the austerity years immediately after the war.

"The Nanny" is set in 1960, and stars a painfully controlled Bette Davis as an ultimately murderous, insane household employee. It's very difficult to like this movie or any of the characters in it. The son is an impossibly spoilt brat, the father is a distant foreign office apparatchik, the mother a hysterically tearful bag of nerves, her sister a pill-popping casualty of the permissive scene. At the finale, the boy enthusiastically embraces this family, saved from the homicidal machinations of the nanny, who we (very late in the day, and in a clumsily inserted flashback) discover is motivated by the death of her daughter, who had been abandoned and was pregnant when she died, having fallen in with the 'bad crowd' of legend.

Credit to Davis for taking a role in which she not only plays an insane, morally decrepit child murderer, but also carries the can for the suffering in a toxically repressed middle-English family.

"The Blue Lamp" is watchable only on the back of an early Dirk Bogarde performance as an unstable desperado, trying to get a toe hold in London's early 50s crime underworld, and some interesting period footage of the Edgeware Road. Other than that, the film's main function is a unabashed publicity and recruiting tool for the Metropolitan Police.


Friday 26 February 2010

Psychedelimetallurgy


Chris and Sean both knew that the Monarch and the Barfly are not the same place, so I pitched up late for our date with the makers of "Aqua Dementia". I'd been in a place peopled by Camden punks, paunchy industro-goth survivors, but smelling of furniture cleansing and new leather. "Indie rock smells better than it did in '94" I texted to Chris. "You're in the wrong pub", he replied.

Pithy to the max, as always.

I struggled to take nu metal seriously. If there's one thing that kills the necessary fantasy stone dead, it's self-regarding, histrionic moralising. The acting-out of autistic fantasies of Tolkeinish adventure or pseudo-sci-fi rebellion is very tedious as long as you don't need your fantasies shouted at you. So there needs to be a pretty brutal distancing and reimagining of the position of the metal sound to break free of the cliched dream.

And somehow, Mastodon manage this. Their sound seethes and roils like an invertebrate. The vocal is reduced to a purely rhythmic device. It's properly psychedelic, constantly altering and rolling over itself without anything as crass as doing the same thing twice.

Monday 22 February 2010

Exile On Coldharbour Lane



It was all too sad that by far the best moment of Massive Attack's Brixton concert late last year was a take of Unfinished Sympathy with the same singer they'd employed at the same venue 10 years previously. There were a very small handful of moments that threatened to spray the crowd with magic, but these were lost in a welter of rocked-up guitar from a fearful arse in a platinum bleach haircut, or else completely poisoned by the self-aggrandising running commentary delivered by the couple in front of us. Thinking of the wonderful dub spaces opened up in their first record, and the sparse arrangements of their second, and the splendid paranoia of their fourth, this gig replete with every bit of sonic house-room stacked full with percussion and tasteful instrumentation was a real shocker. The hit-me-over-the-head-with-a-breezeblock-I-don't-think-I-quite-got-your-point sloganising on their back-projection did nothing to hold our attention either.

Sunday 7 February 2010

Birth, Suffering, Death... And Fluffiness

I had seen the Cinematic Orchestra some time back at
ATP, providing an unpredictable but well-manicured electro-acoustic backing to something that almost certainly wasn't Battleship Potemkin or the Bicycle Thieves, but might have been. It was definitely very old, in black and white, and in a very scratched-up print. This was extremely likeable and effective; a chamber group, carefully marshalled by someone who obviously has plenty of technical feel for soundtracks giving a room full of non-cinephiles a reason to see some cracking footage. It's therefore a very doubtful state of affairs to find the group expanded hugely, and fronting a preview screening of a Disney natural-world sob-fest about the (admittedly beautiful) pink flamingoes that inhabit one of the vast lakes in central Africa. The filming is very showy, like an emotional cattle-prod wrapped up in an airline commercial.

Monday 1 February 2010

"Europa! Europa!"





















At the risk of over-cooking the significance of the Fall, the synthesised, bricked-up, unforgivingly-lit landscapes of "Code: Selfish" could be the songs playing on the radio as the Poles drag Our Hero out of the car in the middle of a frozen mud-heap after his 'escape' from the West. Songs like "Birmingham School of Business School" and "Free Range" hint at exactly the tawdry horizons that surround the post-Cold-War figures with which Kieslowski populates his harsh, depthless world.

It's a bitter and relentless lesson; getting on and growing up are a direct function of reducing everybody else to the plasticised level of the manipulated. The story here generates its (chillingly plausible) momentum from a sequence of greedy land deals, in which ignorance, naivete, and lack of ambition are flushed down the u-bend of empty-eyed investment. There's an echo of all of this in the deals current in Spanish football at the moment: talented and promising youngsters are bought out from under their clubs by Real Madrid, not because Real have any use for them, but to prevent their rivals developing a player who might threaten their control of the means of televisual (re) production.

It's a minor miracle that we really care about the romance, because the plot and the characters give us no reason to.